avoxia:

i don’t think my teachers understand i have an unpopular blog to run

(via tragedy0flife)

silabus:

do you ever just realize how bad your voice sounds

(via tragedy0flife)

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gnometeeth:


A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn’t move. This is how they found him.

I live for this post

gnometeeth:

A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn’t move. This is how they found him.

I live for this post

(Source: inthelifeofa, via fluxrescent)

(Source: bidenette, via electraxheart)

novium:

that lil bitch

novium:

that lil bitch

(via underdogeverdeen)

assiest:

2 life vests left on the titanic

this one’s for me.. this one’s for my homies who died tonight *tosses into ocean*

(via laughcentre)

worb:

to stop kids from doing drugs they should just give the drugs less cool names

if ecstasy was called “moist curdle” i can assure you that nobody would be interested in trying it

(via laughcentre)

genericanimegirl:

forgetting what episode of a thing ur on

image

(via laughcentre)

loverstabbedaswordthroughmyheart:

i-was-so-alone-and-iou-so-much:

vangoghstars:

sparkafterdark:

glamour-parade:

How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you

I’m pretty much positive that’s why poetry was even invented in the first place.

for the constellations of your skin to brush against
the earth of mine
i would swim the seas a thousand times

(please let’s fuck now)

That was beautiful

poets

(Source: surf4ces, via laughcentre)

(Source: gillany, via jamestiberius)

repeating-serenity:

my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”

(via laughcentre)

cinderlaura:

cinderlaura:

i’m home sick with the flu and i just received this email from my father

image

STOP REBLOGGING THIS MY DAD THINKS HE’S SOME INTERNET SENSATION AND HE WON’T SHUT UP ABOUT IT

(Source: bonnieandclydes, via laughcentre)

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